Bitch, please.

"If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember."

- Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies (via kushandwizdom)

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The ultimate dad joke compilation

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iwanthomas asked: 😍😍


sweetpainbaby asked: I don't know if your bi but I would totally do some fuxkin nasty things to u 😻

I’m bi for the right girl ;) lol x